HELLO.

so fucking me

2-shane-s:

i don’t smoke crackimage 
muthafucka i sell itttttimage

thefrogman:

Cats Stylized as Classical Oil Paintings by Eldar Zakirov [behance | deviantart]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John. 

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

lol nice try, vegan



I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

image

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

Drake - Fancy feat. Jay-Z & Swizz Beatz
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hiphopdontstop:

Drake Ft. Jay-Z & Swizz Beats - Fancy (Remix)